10 Boys to Avoid.
Happy Monday morning everybody. If it isn’t our favorite day of the week once again. Before you read this, I want to preface this by saying, I am in no way trying to hurt anyone’s feelings. This is just for joking purposes (mostly). Anyways, as we all settle back into college, I can’t help but acknowledge the array of men(boys) you meet on campus. There are the good kinds and then, of course, all sorts of bad. Take it from me and please run as far as you possibly can from these types. While this list could be a lot longer (shorter too if I was honest and just said all of them mwhaha…) for the purpose of this week we will limit it to 10. Girls, take my advice and stay away. Boys, take notes of what not to do. Enjoy.
10. Extreme Dominance is for dogs
Idk about you but I’m more of a cat person myself. To explain, I mean when they try to control every decision for you. This is your life so make sure you’re the one deciding how you live it. Don’t make them the main character when they’re supposed to be the side character in your life.
9. “Apologies are for the weak-minded”
Some boys just don’t apologize as if it shreds their ego. I’m sorry. See? It is not that hard. I said it before, and no shame in saying it again, people respect you more when you learn to apologize for your mistakes.
8. The split personality
It genuinely amazes me how some people can switch up their personalities so fast. One day they will be madly in love with you, and then with their friends, they’ll pretend like you’re a complete stranger. Like hello? Where was all this absurd energy the other day?
7. Nice guys always finish last
Not genuine nice guys who actually respect women. like my cat <3 (I miss my cat). The ones who hide behind this elaborate kindness just so they can get what they want. Do you know the vibe? If you know you know honestly…I hope for your sake you have no idea what I’m talking about.
6. A degree in “I’m smarter than you”
I think it is SO admirable when someone is intelligent. Intelligent and passionate. What I do not like, however, is when that intelligence gives you superiority over me. Nope. Not today. I will gladly take the trash out myself.
5. No ambition…no future…at least not one with me hehe
Nothing wrong with being confused or having no idea what you want to do in your life…because retweet! However, there is a difference between confusion and not caring about your future at all. The latter is simply not particularly appealing (to me).
4. When they know their birth chart
What’s your zodiac sign?...yeah what’s the nearest exit away from here?
3. Frat Bois
That’s it. That’s all I have to say. Next!
2. Liar, Liar, pants on fire
You know the guys that are like I did this and then that just to impress you. No proof? Then I don’t believe you. It’s as simple as that.
1. General Disrespect
If you’re rude to your mother, the waitress, or literally anyone I will be 10x ruder to you. It is not attractive, and a clear demonstration of how you will treat me.
And guys, don’t you even worry, the girl’s version is coming soon
- With love, Fiza Usman
